THE MEDICINE OF A MERRY HEART
A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a
crushed spirit dries up the bones
(Proverbs 17:22, NIV)
Poor Preacher
A minister was having trouble making ends meet, so he asked his
board if he could moon-light at a part time job. They agreed
that the little church didn't have enough members to be able to pay
him a living wage. He finally found work in the local zoo
dressing up as a bear. The kids were delighted as he went
through his bear routine in a very convincing way. One day he
decided to do something extra to delight them. He climbed up a
tree in his pen and crawled out on the end of a limb. The limb
broke and he fell down into the lions pen next door. The lion
rushed him and they struggled. The pastor decided to do his
bear thing and started squeezing the lion harder and harder.
The lion opened his mouth to roar but this voice came out: "Not so
hard, do you think that you are the only under paid preacher working
in this zoo?
Out of the Mouth of Babes
A father was walking past the bedroom of his little daughter. He saw her kneeling with her hands folded and her head bowed. She was reciting the a - b - c's. He asked her what she was praying for. She replied that she had forgotten what she wanted from God. She said: "I'll just give him all the letters and he can put them together however He wants." Or, as Jesus prayed: "Not my will but thine be done."
Praising God anyhow, anytime or anywhere
A distinguished looking man was walking by a park bench when he
overheard a boy praising God with enthusiasm. He stopped and asked,
“What are you so excited about young man?” The boy replied: “O
mister our God is so great, it says here in my Bible that God
delivered his people from bondage and opened up a way through the
Red Sea so they could cross over on dry ground!” Having a background
in Bible knowledge, he sat down by the boy in order to enlighten
him. “The scholars tell us that the Hebrew word translated ‘Red’
should be translated ‘Reed’ Sea. It was a marshy area of reeds
adjacent to the Red Sea that often had only 6 inches of water in it.
The people could have easily waded through it. It may not have been
a miracle but a natural event.” The boy looked down at his open
Bible with confusion on his face as the man stood up and started to
walk away. He had only taken a few steps when the boy began to
praise God even with more gusto. The man stopped and asked: “What
are you so enthused about now?” The boy replied: “O mister, our God
is even greater than I thought. He not only delivered his people but
he drowned the army of Pharaoh in only six inches of water!”