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THE MEDICINE OF A MERRY HEART

A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones
(Proverbs 17:22, NIV)

Poor Preacher

A minister was having trouble making ends meet, so he asked his board if he could moon-light at a part time job.  They agreed that the little church didn't have enough members to be able to pay him a living wage.  He finally found work in the local zoo dressing up as a bear.  The kids were delighted as he went through his bear routine in a very convincing way.  One day he decided to do something extra to delight them.  He climbed up a tree in his pen and crawled out on the end of a limb.  The limb broke and he fell down into the lions pen next door.  The lion rushed him and they struggled.  The pastor decided to do his bear thing and started squeezing the lion harder and harder.  The lion opened his mouth to roar but this voice came out: "Not so hard, do you think that you are the only under paid preacher working in this zoo?

Out of the Mouth of Babes
A father was walking past the bedroom of his little daughter.  He saw her kneeling with her hands folded and her head bowed.  She was reciting the a - b - c's.  He asked her what she was praying for.  She replied that she had forgotten what she wanted from God.  She said: "I'll just give him all the letters and he can put them together however He wants."  Or, as Jesus prayed: "Not my will but thine be done."

Praising God anyhow, anytime or anywhere

A distinguished looking man was walking by a park bench when he overheard a boy praising God with enthusiasm. He stopped and asked, “What are you so excited about young man?” The boy replied: “O mister our God is so great, it says here in my Bible that God delivered his people from bondage and opened up a way through the Red Sea so they could cross over on dry ground!” Having a background in Bible knowledge, he sat down by the boy in order to enlighten him. “The scholars tell us that the Hebrew word translated ‘Red’ should be translated ‘Reed’ Sea. It was a marshy area of reeds adjacent to the Red Sea that often had only 6 inches of water in it. The people could have easily waded through it. It may not have been a miracle but a natural event.” The boy looked down at his open Bible with confusion on his face as the man stood up and started to walk away. He had only taken a few steps when the boy began to praise God even with more gusto. The man stopped and asked: “What are you so enthused about now?” The boy replied: “O mister, our God is even greater than I thought. He not only delivered his people but he drowned the army of Pharaoh in only six inches of water!”

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Holy Humor
   

Life is often not fair. Bad things can and do happen to good people. A sanctified sense of humor can help us transform tragedy into triumph, pain into praise. The greatest disappointments can become divine appointments and the most difficult circumstances can be a call to praise.

A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter from his mother he had just received. As he opened it a twenty dollar bill fell out. He thought: "Thanks, mom, I could use that right about now." As he finished his meal he noticed a beggar outside on the sidewalk leaning against the light post. He thought: "That fellow could probably use the $20 more than I." So he put the $20 back in the envelope and wrote across the top in large letters. "PERSEVERE!" So as not to make a scene, he put the envelope under his arm and dropped it as he walked past the man. The man picked it up and read the message and smiled. The next day, while the pastor was eating his lunch, the same man tapped him on the shoulder and handed him a big wad of bills. Surprised the young pastor asked him what that was for. The man replied, "This is your half of the winnings. PERSEVERE came in first in the fourth race at the track yesterday, and paid 30 to 1."

One never knows what a cheerful act of giving will bring forth.


All scriptural quotations are from the New International Version unless otherwise noted.
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